Meet Barry Handsome!
I have never sewn a thing in my life, which might be obvious from the terrifying thing I have created below. He is extremely large and lumpy, made of felt and stuffing. I made him for my friend who doesn't have a boyfriend, because I am the greatest friend ever. He shall be shipped in a large box with a love letter and a rose, right after I spray the heck out of him with men's cologne.